Nice to see you, stranger. I was expecting you.
You've come to see how big I'll get, haven't you? Hoping to fill me up with something? Squeeze it out? I cater to an array of tastes. I hope you'll enjoy something on the menu.
You have your choice of juicy fruit fillings, cauldrons of bubbling beverages, and slowly proofing dough. Or, if you're a traditionalist, maybe you'd prefer natural gurgles or rock hard bellies. Tightening ropes, popping buttons, and pumps on the side.
May I take your order?